[labias]

astrology isnt real but every positive thing written about my sign is true 

[fedswatching]

when you drop something then drop it again

[luisapa9]

Cheap plane tickets, that’s all I ask for

[fcukmelikeyoumeanit]

2 hours of being eaten out is what I need to get me through today.

[27ms]

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me: